The Hairy Lebanese Man

for the first time in like 23509234839048329048309832948093589 years, my best friend, Soda, decided to come over and hang out with me. of course i jumped at the opportunity because hello! Soda is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. :3 so we decided to go on one of our amazing adventures. this one, however, involved public nudity. oh wait, all of them involve public nudity... :s. oh well.
so it pretty much started out when Soda came over to my house, he asked how i was and all that shit. so then i was like "WE SHOULD GO ON A FUCKING ADVENTURE." and then i bet you'll never guess what we did... WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE. this one was particularly amazing.
we walked down to a new bar, called the Pink Pony. i thought of Pony, mine and Tibbs pony (because in my mind, Ponyboy's name is no longer Pony, it is something more along the lines of Fairyboy.) :3 so anyways, Soda and I downed a few drinks, and then i noticed there was a sign on the wall that said "Male Strippers Wanted." and i thought, what the hell? why not do it. so Soda and i went to talk to the manager. and he was like why not?! you two are cuties, so put those outfits on and go out there and show everyone what you've got.
Soda and i put on these speed-o's, and like...fishnet tank-tops. we had whips and all kinds of kinky shit like that.
we got a few more drinks and then got on stage. we were completely wasted, so i don't remember much of what happened. but i remember some of it. we started dancing to Single Ladies. i started singing along at one point, and then Soda started stripping.
i remember seeing Two-Bit, Dal, Dimitri, and someone else from the gang out in the crowd. i remember yelling something at them, and then soon enough they joined us on stage and we did a whole strip tease.
after that we drunkinly made our way back to my place, where we danced to boy bands, and pretended we were justina beaver.
then we went to sleep. we woke up the next morning with massive hangovers. but it was well worth it.

<3 Steven Marie

If I'm James Dean, You're Audrey Hepburn

After I got off the phone with god-knows-who, I got in my car and sped to the hospital. My heart was racing a mile a minute, and a smile was spread across my face. Evie, was having our baby. I smiled wider. Our baby, my child, her child, OUR child. I shook the thought from my mind, "Don't get too happy Steve-o, she hates you, remember. You gave her up." Yeah, biggest mistake of my life.
I loved her, god how I loved her. I shook my head as I parked the car and ran into the hospital. I asked for the room number and then made my way down the white hallways. I finally found it, and when I opened the door, Evie was laying in the bed, holding our baby. She looked up at me, and I stared into her eyes.
"I can't promise that things won't be broken, but I swear, I will never leave." I whispered.

Fever

I'm just going to continue to do these little listed updates on my life. :s
1) I really quite enjoy Adam Lamberts music.
2) I've been making lots of little bead bracelets, since no one hangs out with me anymore.
3) I need more friends :(
4) Carson came over the other day and we had a tea party.
5) I wore a pretty purple frilly dress
6) I felt like a princess
7) There's this dog, that walks around my house. So I fed him.
8) He told me his name is Hernando
9) I am in love with Jelly
10) I wanna cut off Dimitri's man-hood so Jelly will no longer like him
11) I shot Soda in the foot.
12) It was fun
13) I think that's it.
14) I love you all, goodbye.

<3 Steven Marie