The Hairy Lebanese Man

for the first time in like 23509234839048329048309832948093589 years, my best friend, Soda, decided to come over and hang out with me. of course i jumped at the opportunity because hello! Soda is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. :3 so we decided to go on one of our amazing adventures. this one, however, involved public nudity. oh wait, all of them involve public nudity... :s. oh well.
so it pretty much started out when Soda came over to my house, he asked how i was and all that shit. so then i was like "WE SHOULD GO ON A FUCKING ADVENTURE." and then i bet you'll never guess what we did... WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE. this one was particularly amazing.
we walked down to a new bar, called the Pink Pony. i thought of Pony, mine and Tibbs pony (because in my mind, Ponyboy's name is no longer Pony, it is something more along the lines of Fairyboy.) :3 so anyways, Soda and I downed a few drinks, and then i noticed there was a sign on the wall that said "Male Strippers Wanted." and i thought, what the hell? why not do it. so Soda and i went to talk to the manager. and he was like why not?! you two are cuties, so put those outfits on and go out there and show everyone what you've got.
Soda and i put on these speed-o's, and like...fishnet tank-tops. we had whips and all kinds of kinky shit like that.
we got a few more drinks and then got on stage. we were completely wasted, so i don't remember much of what happened. but i remember some of it. we started dancing to Single Ladies. i started singing along at one point, and then Soda started stripping.
i remember seeing Two-Bit, Dal, Dimitri, and someone else from the gang out in the crowd. i remember yelling something at them, and then soon enough they joined us on stage and we did a whole strip tease.
after that we drunkinly made our way back to my place, where we danced to boy bands, and pretended we were justina beaver.
then we went to sleep. we woke up the next morning with massive hangovers. but it was well worth it.

<3 Steven Marie