Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Hairy Lebanese Man

for the first time in like 23509234839048329048309832948093589 years, my best friend, Soda, decided to come over and hang out with me. of course i jumped at the opportunity because hello! Soda is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S. :3 so we decided to go on one of our amazing adventures. this one, however, involved public nudity. oh wait, all of them involve public nudity... :s. oh well.
so it pretty much started out when Soda came over to my house, he asked how i was and all that shit. so then i was like "WE SHOULD GO ON A FUCKING ADVENTURE." and then i bet you'll never guess what we did... WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE. this one was particularly amazing.
we walked down to a new bar, called the Pink Pony. i thought of Pony, mine and Tibbs pony (because in my mind, Ponyboy's name is no longer Pony, it is something more along the lines of Fairyboy.) :3 so anyways, Soda and I downed a few drinks, and then i noticed there was a sign on the wall that said "Male Strippers Wanted." and i thought, what the hell? why not do it. so Soda and i went to talk to the manager. and he was like why not?! you two are cuties, so put those outfits on and go out there and show everyone what you've got.
Soda and i put on these speed-o's, and like...fishnet tank-tops. we had whips and all kinds of kinky shit like that.
we got a few more drinks and then got on stage. we were completely wasted, so i don't remember much of what happened. but i remember some of it. we started dancing to Single Ladies. i started singing along at one point, and then Soda started stripping.
i remember seeing Two-Bit, Dal, Dimitri, and someone else from the gang out in the crowd. i remember yelling something at them, and then soon enough they joined us on stage and we did a whole strip tease.
after that we drunkinly made our way back to my place, where we danced to boy bands, and pretended we were justina beaver.
then we went to sleep. we woke up the next morning with massive hangovers. but it was well worth it.

<3 Steven Marie

Thursday, March 24, 2011

If I'm James Dean, You're Audrey Hepburn

After I got off the phone with god-knows-who, I got in my car and sped to the hospital. My heart was racing a mile a minute, and a smile was spread across my face. Evie, was having our baby. I smiled wider. Our baby, my child, her child, OUR child. I shook the thought from my mind, "Don't get too happy Steve-o, she hates you, remember. You gave her up." Yeah, biggest mistake of my life.
I loved her, god how I loved her. I shook my head as I parked the car and ran into the hospital. I asked for the room number and then made my way down the white hallways. I finally found it, and when I opened the door, Evie was laying in the bed, holding our baby. She looked up at me, and I stared into her eyes.
"I can't promise that things won't be broken, but I swear, I will never leave." I whispered.

Thursday, January 27, 2011


I'm just going to continue to do these little listed updates on my life. :s
1) I really quite enjoy Adam Lamberts music.
2) I've been making lots of little bead bracelets, since no one hangs out with me anymore.
3) I need more friends :(
4) Carson came over the other day and we had a tea party.
5) I wore a pretty purple frilly dress
6) I felt like a princess
7) There's this dog, that walks around my house. So I fed him.
8) He told me his name is Hernando
9) I am in love with Jelly
10) I wanna cut off Dimitri's man-hood so Jelly will no longer like him
11) I shot Soda in the foot.
12) It was fun
13) I think that's it.
14) I love you all, goodbye.

<3 Steven Marie

Friday, November 26, 2010

lame post.

This is another one of those...random as shit posts because I have the single most boring life in the entire world :).
UNO (I'm using my spanish skills, Kit better be proud >:[)) okay, I saw the new Harry Potter today.
3) I am now team Voldemort, simply because he's less confusing.
4) Voldemort's I'm team.....Hagrid.
5) Poor Dobby...yeah, I'm spelling it like that.
6) I want to purchase a Harry Potter wand...but I'm poor...and can't :(.
SEVEN) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
eight.) the end.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Steven and Soda have a best friend date... :D

So today me and Soda decided to have a best friend date, because...well, just because. Soda mentioned the state fair and I was all for it. So we went to the state fair...[imagine us in a car driving to the state fair. vroom vroom. oh knoes. soda's driving D:] okay, so at the state fair we looked at the cars first, because we love cars, and everything. there were blue ones, and yellow ones, and white ones, and red ones, and yellow ones, and black ones, and red ones, and blue ones. and i love cars :). after we finished looking at the cars me and soda really had to piss, so we walked around for like 0392jr0r9wyt093uy40295ry2345y20ryu8t90yt0247053uy50y hours looking for a bathroom, and we had no luck in finding one. so soda suggested that we pee in the fountain, and thats just what we did ;). we pulled our wankers out and took and long piss in the fountain, (we made the water turn yellow :D) then we decided to ride the ferris wheel, who doesnt love a good ferris wheel ride? so we got stuck at the top, -.- fml. while we were up there we decided to do something naughty ;). now, you're all thinking me and soda had the sex together, now that is a big hell no. instead we pulled down our pants and screamed at the top of our lungs so everyone at the fair looked at us, and of course, we flashed them. most of them were shocked that soda had such a teeny penis, i of course, am used to it. well, they turned the ferris wheel back on and made our cart go all the way to the bottom D: and then they made us get off. BUT. we weren't done with our date, so we decided to buy some of that real expensive fair food that makes you have to puke. we ate a bunch of it and then rode on the one ride that spins around really fast :D. well, we rode that and puked EVERYWHERE. it was pretty too. :). my blue slushy was mixed with soda's red slushy, it was be-utimus <3. after that we decided to head home, so we drove home. [now imagine us driving to soda's house. :D vroom vroom. soda's driving again, we're all gonna die! :O] and then once we were home me and soda decided to lay out the blow up mattress and sleep on that together. :). all in all, it was a fun day :D.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

look, i posted again.

oh wow, it's been a long time since i've posted XD

soooooo for starters..
1) i hate Sodapop Curtis, he's a gay fag. :)
2) I plan on marrying Dawn Cade <3
3) Me and Blair are STILL secret lovers, [suck on that Carson]
4) I'm an only child, I swear to it!!!!!
5) I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
6) ...............................blup, blup, blup, it's a fishy :D
7) dslfnhdslfdjskl;fdmjsfdjsfdjsfd;sf
8) I'm trying to get this all the way to a high number :3
9) nine is a high number, right?
10) the
11) fucking
12) END!

I love you all, forever and ever with like, a bunch of stuff thats amazing on the side. and a cherry on top! Love, Steven Marie Randle <3

Saturday, July 24, 2010

look, i'm back

im back. my name is steve. you know me, you see me, you love me. im fucking steven randle dumbasses ;) okay, that was random. here's a little update into my boring life:
me and jackie broke up [she's a bitch]
soda played jobros all day at work. fml [he's a bitch too]
katherine likes me again [yaaaaaay ;)]
i'm going on a date with angela [i think..?]
i hope im going on a date with angela, she's cool and nice and i like her. [totally the truth]
i have a sister named carson. [you guys might know her]
and thats about it...