lame post.

WE LIKE. WE LIKE TO PARTY. WE LIKE. WE LIKE TO PARTY. WE. LIKE. TO. PARTY.
This is another one of those...random as shit posts because I have the single most boring life in the entire world :).
UNO (I'm using my spanish skills, Kit better be proud >:[)) okay, I saw the new Harry Potter today.
Do....2) I AM SO CONFUSED. DAMN YOU HARRY POTTER, DAMN YOU.
3) I am now team Voldemort, simply because he's less confusing.
4) Voldemort's evil....so I'm team.....Hagrid.
5) Poor Dobby...yeah, I'm spelling it like that.
6) I want to purchase a Harry Potter wand...but I'm poor...and can't :(.
SEVEN) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
eight.) the end.

Steven and Soda have a best friend date... :D

So today me and Soda decided to have a best friend date, because...well, just because. Soda mentioned the state fair and I was all for it. So we went to the state fair...[imagine us in a car driving to the state fair. vroom vroom. oh knoes. soda's driving D:] okay, so at the state fair we looked at the cars first, because we love cars, and everything. there were blue ones, and yellow ones, and white ones, and red ones, and yellow ones, and black ones, and red ones, and blue ones. and i love cars :). after we finished looking at the cars me and soda really had to piss, so we walked around for like 0392jr0r9wyt093uy40295ry2345y20ryu8t90yt0247053uy50y hours looking for a bathroom, and we had no luck in finding one. so soda suggested that we pee in the fountain, and thats just what we did ;). we pulled our wankers out and took and long piss in the fountain, (we made the water turn yellow :D) then we decided to ride the ferris wheel, who doesnt love a good ferris wheel ride? so we got stuck at the top, -.- fml. while we were up there we decided to do something naughty ;). now, you're all thinking me and soda had the sex together, now that is a big hell no. instead we pulled down our pants and screamed at the top of our lungs so everyone at the fair looked at us, and of course, we flashed them. most of them were shocked that soda had such a teeny penis, i of course, am used to it. well, they turned the ferris wheel back on and made our cart go all the way to the bottom D: and then they made us get off. BUT. we weren't done with our date, so we decided to buy some of that real expensive fair food that makes you have to puke. we ate a bunch of it and then rode on the one ride that spins around really fast :D. well, we rode that and puked EVERYWHERE. it was pretty too. :). my blue slushy was mixed with soda's red slushy, it was be-utimus <3. after that we decided to head home, so we drove home. [now imagine us driving to soda's house. :D vroom vroom. soda's driving again, we're all gonna die! :O] and then once we were home me and soda decided to lay out the blow up mattress and sleep on that together. :). all in all, it was a fun day :D.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, Steven Marie Randle <3

look, i posted again.

oh wow, it's been a long time since i've posted XD

soooooo for starters..
1) i hate Sodapop Curtis, he's a gay fag. :)
2) I plan on marrying Dawn Cade <3
3) Me and Blair are STILL secret lovers, [suck on that Carson]
4) I'm an only child, I swear to it!!!!!
5) I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
6) ...............................blup, blup, blup, it's a fishy :D
7) dslfnhdslfdjskl;fdmjsfdjsfdjsfd;sf
8) I'm trying to get this all the way to a high number :3
9) nine is a high number, right?
10) the
11) fucking
12) END!

I love you all, forever and ever with like, a bunch of stuff thats amazing on the side. and a cherry on top! Love, Steven Marie Randle <3

look, i'm back

im back. my name is steve. you know me, you see me, you love me. im fucking steven randle dumbasses ;) okay, that was random. here's a little update into my boring life:
me and jackie broke up [she's a bitch]
soda played jobros all day at work. fml [he's a bitch too]
katherine likes me again [yaaaaaay ;)]
i'm going on a date with angela [i think..?]
i hope im going on a date with angela, she's cool and nice and i like her. [totally the truth]
i have a sister named carson. [you guys might know her]
i own pony the pony [PONYBOY FUCKING CURTIS CHANGE YOUR GOD DAMN NAME. I WILL NOT HAVE TWO PONYS IN THE GANG. AND THE HORSE IS COOLER THAN YOU.]
and thats about it...