So today me and Soda decided to have a best friend date, because...well, just because. Soda mentioned the state fair and I was all for it. So we went to the state fair...[imagine us in a car driving to the state fair. vroom vroom. oh knoes. soda's driving D:] okay, so at the state fair we looked at the cars first, because we love cars, and everything. there were blue ones, and yellow ones, and white ones, and red ones, and yellow ones, and black ones, and red ones, and blue ones. and i love cars :). after we finished looking at the cars me and soda really had to piss, so we walked around for like 0392jr0r9wyt093uy40295ry2345y20ryu8t90yt0247053uy50y hours looking for a bathroom, and we had no luck in finding one. so soda suggested that we pee in the fountain, and thats just what we did ;). we pulled our wankers out and took and long piss in the fountain, (we made the water turn yellow :D) then we decided to ride the ferris wheel, who doesnt love a good ferris wheel ride? so we got stuck at the top, -.- fml. while we were up there we decided to do something naughty ;). now, you're all thinking me and soda had the sex together, now that is a big hell no. instead we pulled down our pants and screamed at the top of our lungs so everyone at the fair looked at us, and of course, we flashed them. most of them were shocked that soda had such a teeny penis, i of course, am used to it. well, they turned the ferris wheel back on and made our cart go all the way to the bottom D: and then they made us get off. BUT. we weren't done with our date, so we decided to buy some of that real expensive fair food that makes you have to puke. we ate a bunch of it and then rode on the one ride that spins around really fast :D. well, we rode that and puked EVERYWHERE. it was pretty too. :). my blue slushy was mixed with soda's red slushy, it was be-utimus <3. after that we decided to head home, so we drove home. [now imagine us driving to soda's house. :D vroom vroom. soda's driving again, we're all gonna die! :O] and then once we were home me and soda decided to lay out the blow up mattress and sleep on that together. :). all in all, it was a fun day :D.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, Steven Marie Randle <3
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:D i read this post.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with you two and being naked? :P
ReplyDeletethis post made me laugh...multiple times lmao.
ReplyDeleteWait.... why did we sleep on the same mattress?? Did you give me chocolate milk steven?
Of course people will be shock at Sugarpop's petiteness. It's indeed a freak of nature.
ReplyDeleteYou guys make my day <3
Haha I Read This To Jamie :P
ReplyDeletehhahahhaa u guys slept together. ahhahahahahahaha
ReplyDeletehas anyone found it odd how much Kit likes to talk about my apparent "petiteness"?
ReplyDeleteI KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING UP WITH YOU TWO!!!!! Its okay, this is a no judgement zone :P
ReplyDeletethere is nuthin up with me and steve.. we are BFF's thats as good as it gets for him
ReplyDeleteNOTE TO SELF: never be alone with Steve!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahha i laughed for 4 hours while reading this:) almost passed out hahahahaha i love the ferris wheel but u ruined it. Good note to self dim ill write it on ur forehead with a sharpie!
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard, I was drinking coke and I spit it out onto my keyboard.
ReplyDeleteHowever this does not shock me whatsoever, :p.
you guys are so mean XD
ReplyDeletenah, you guys are just too predictable.
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